Hank's Backside : Forwarded
by Ashraful Alam
Here's a sanitized version of
this popular joke that is so analogous to how
religious myths about angels, divine(!) prophets
performing miracles, Supreme Being(s) in charge
of the Universe have propagated from generation
to generation; circular logic that is a part and
parcel of the defense-work of irrational beliefs
is also jocosely displayed. Please read till the
end to appreciate the similitude....(Read
Resolution : Forwarded
by Lopa Tasneem
Poetic Justice, or what to do
with bin Laden? Killing him will only create a
martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his
comrades to take hostages to demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither. Let the
Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly
capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital
and have surgeons quickly ....(Read
If we wrote
Quran/Bible/Gita... : Compiled
by Avijit & Alam
Last night I was thinking that
if we freethinkers/atheists/non-believers/agnostics
wrote the holy books like Quran/Bible/Gita, what
would those holy verses look like ...
Jesus could not have been my
son I was out of my home that night"
Though shalt not kill, except
in the name of God
at Cafe Chernobyl : Dr.
A. H. Jaffor Ullah
This lampoon will startle you
because Narayan Gupta did some original art
work. A bigot Mullah wrote in NFB once that
Bangladesh should develop N-bombs so that India
could not grab our land. I have lampooned the
Mullahs idea. The Breakfast idea came from one
prolific writer because he mentioned some thing
about having "Nasta" after killing a
few Hindus ("Ekta duitaa Hindu dhoro,
shokaal bikaal nasta koro").I combined this
this two themes to write this lampoon
appropriately called - Breakfast at Cafe
Allah's Mighty Throne In the
Seventh Heaven : Abul
Does Allah have an executive
office (Arsh’ or Throne)? Does Allah have a
desk, chair, and a diary – a super-duper one
-- to manage His affairs of heaven and earth?
Where is His Throne? How does it look like? Does
Allah have secretaries and personal assistants?
Have Allah hands, feet, and eyes? Does Allah
have telephones, fax machines, PCs, PDAs, the
Internet, and all other office equipment that
are used by every executive in a modern office?
? Nay, He does not need them because there are
no earthlings who know how to fix them because
Apollo 13 : S. A.
It is an untold story of an (Islami)
agnostic who has already been appeared in
cyberspace as the clamorer of holy humanity.
For that last couple of months in all
distinguished forums and newspapers (including
NFB) and everywhere, people got n headache of
listening his morbid outcry - "Islam vs.
Humanity" and "Koran is Bulshit" !
Interview with a Vampire : S. A.
Good day ladies and gentlemen.
This is your host Daniel Malloy bringing you
live another edition of "Interview with a
vampire". In today's show we have the pleasure
to have a vampire who stands in a class of his
own. While my boss Anne Rice had for years held
onto the belief that a vampire sans his spiky
teeth is not a real vampire, our guest today has
chiseled off that myth.